What I do mind is having to hear the same bald jokes over and over again. I'm telling you that I've heard them all!
"God only made a few perfect heads. The rest He covered with hair."
"You're not loosing hair. You're only growing more face."
I try to eek out a polite chuckle, but it's getting harder. But, here's one that perhaps your bald friends have not I've heard. This is indeed what I say when people tell me they're going to get out of my hair...
Copy & Share, If you Dare. Maybe you'll get a laugh, or maybe they'll never speak to you again. Either way, it could be worth a try.