A collection of doodles with a bit of commentary by RICK GREEN - your cartooning friend

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Paying It Backwards

Have you seen this woman?

The authorities are interested in discovering the whereabouts of one, generous, Oklahoma suspect named Helen - a.k.a. "The Reddirt Woman!!!"

She is described as being a woman - a woman that is dirty, and the dirt she carries on her person has been described as being red.

She's been known to frequent vegetables gardens - more specifically: tomato vines and okra patches. Other know hang outs are any, and all O.U. Sooners souvenir shops.

Please watch out for this woman, and approached with extreme caution. This suspect has been known to carry farm utensils. She is well trained and can use them with deadly accuracy.

Other aliases include: Magenta Mud Matron, Fuchsia Filth Female, and Scarlet Soil Siren.

If you do happen to make contact with her, please don't tell her that her surprise gift mugshot has been posted on this blog, as she is probably not aware of it's display.

Also, certain unnamed sources have discovered this additional image of her buried deep within her own blog.

(Her Schnauzer are the subject to an ongoing investigation as well.)

Your help is needed in apprehending this woman. Comments may be made regarding this suspect's other possible aliases and/or hangouts.

But please!!!, use extreme caution when approaching this individual. Otherwise you might find produce placed in your mailbox.

Thank you. That is all.

21 comments:

Brenda said...

Cute. She sounds like a nice felon.

Chris H said...

Oh Rick you did REALLY REALLY GOOD on this picture! It took me AGES to find wee Eggy! Hope he enjoys his ride!

VanDerHoekArt said...

Oakie tomaters and okie okra! Your details in this are very funny! I'm so glad I went egg hunting so that I could see them all.

Laura ~Peach~ said...

I just love reddirt woman shes fantastic! love the drawing and well hidden eggy!
took me ages too!
Hugs Laura

Nola said...

That is great!! She will love this:) I really enjoy her blog

Rachel Burton said...

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be keeping an eye out. Your drawings are fantastic, BTW.

Lilly's Life said...

Rick you are incredibly talented. Very impressed. Seriously impressed actually. I will be following your blog and who knows maybe I will get a caricature of my Dad done - he is 81 and has just done his first post on my blog. Maybe kind of nice to have one for his post. Thanks for dropping by my blog - and no, you are not normal, just very clever!

MaBunny said...

LOL, what happened , did you find more okra in your mailbox?

Rick said...

To Mabunny: Naw, just wanted to be kind in return. Plus her blog name got my creative juices going.

Gaspegirl said...

OMGoodness... am I ever happy that you stopped by my blog - your work is AMAZING! I love it -- and I will be back!

Make it a great day!!

Pink Ink said...

Wow Rick, what wonderful caricatures! I love 'em. I think that is a talent that would be fun to share.

Glad you visited my blog :-)

Le @ Third on the Right said...

Hello there Rick - thanks for dropping by - I don't seem to have many guy readers :) now why would that be eh ...

Maybe if I posted about MIC and his bike collection - Buell and Norton Commando are the current favs - I might have more pull :)

BTW you are a fab artist - I love humour in my art ....off to read more - cheers le

Reddirt Woman said...

Rick, thank you so much for this. I'm not having a great day today with the front that rolled through and have been 'abed' for a good portion of the day. I finally started doing some reading to catch up and clicked on your link and Bam! What a surprise, and how uncanny on the timing. I'll be smiling the rest of the day.

Thank you, thank you and thank you again. Your talents are boundless but your friendship is priceless.

Helen, aka all those things you said!

Reddirt Woman said...

BTW... Thanks for leaving out my double chin and my wrinkles, you miracle worker, you...

That Old Dirt Girl of the Red Lands...

Rick said...

To The Now Infamous Reddirt Woman!: So you finally saw it. My wife has been asking me all day, "Did she see it yet?" I'm glad that you like it. It's in the mail already and should be there soon.

kimmy said...

Great photo Rick!

Thanksf for stopping by my blog today!

Kimmy

Katie said...

Oh my gosh, your incredibly talented. I have some gifts in mind.. Where is the price list?? Thanks for stopping by, I can take pictures but drawing, nothing like what you can do. They are simply amazing!!
Katie <><

JOYDANCER said...

Rick...what a great story about a FUN friend!
Will be thinkin about a carricature for my personal Momma Mia, an artist herself, she does portraits of people, but not of herself.
Where do we find your price list?
What a fantastic backards paysketch!
Barb

Twisted Fencepost said...

Helen sent me over here. Great pic and post! I think it made her day.

Lisa J said...

I have always admired people with such artistic talent. So consider yourself admired! I thought that was very well done!

tipper said...

Spitting image of her!! You are so talented! Just jumped over from her place neat blog-I'll be back!